 Teaecher : write 55,
Johny: How?
Teacher: write 5, beside it another 5
Johny: Write 5 n stopped.
Teacher Wat's wrong
Johny: I don't know which side to write other 5.
 (copy)By: Imran Khan iimran1@hotmail.com
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
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Nahi samajh aya?
Jara ulta kar k dekho
jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega.
April fööl (copy)By: Guru
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hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohokuch nahi yaar bas aapki sakal yaad aa gayi (copy)By: Fiza ali fizaali172@hotmail.com
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,'U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!! (copy)By: kash-if kashif_imt6@hotmail.com
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute (copy)By: Imran
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions (copy)By: kash-if kashif_imt6@hotmail.com
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled. (copy)By: Junaid khan.junaid@gmail.com
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell. (copy)By: Ali Hassan stunninglook1@hotmail.com
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. (copy)By: Kool apnausman@hotmail.com
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the. (copy)By: urooj
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill (copy)By: Nedi nedi565@yahoo.com
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta (copy)By: Umar leo_umar@hotmail.com
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