 Young men standing on a bus stand in a beautiful young girl said, I feel that I've seen you somewhere before and talk also.
Sweet girl voice with smile, I believe that
 (copy)By: JACKSON
Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons (copy)By: sadaf mehak_sadaf@hotmail.com
do U want to see malika bathing press down
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu (copy)By: Junaid khan.junaid@gmail.com
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words. (copy)By: Junaid khan.junaid@gmail.com
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... (copy)By: mehak
we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............ (copy)By: MunTaZir
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai (copy)By: Asad ali
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done......... (copy)By: kash-if kashif_imt6@hotmail.com
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. (copy)By: mehak
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye (copy)By: Guru
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA (copy)By: Fiza ali fizaali172@hotmail.com
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT " (copy)By: Mishal
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha (copy)By: Junaid khan.junaid@gmail.com
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now (copy)By: Mishal
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! (copy)By: HaseebJJ haseebjj@hotmail.com
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