 A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: “205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210….”  (copy)By: Imran Khan iimran1@hotmail.com
Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3˝ inch floppy (copy)By: Imran Khan iimran1@hotmail.com
One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy says: No, but I’ve woken up with plenty
(copy)By: Imran Khan iimran1@hotmail.com
Boy: Papa 1 Glass Pani pila Do
Papa: Khudh Lay Lo
Boy: Plz Do Na
Papa: Agar Ab ki Bar Manga Tu thapar parry ga
Boy: Accha Jab Thapar Marnay Aoo Tu Pani Lay Ker Ana:) (copy)By: Sheeba Saeed Butt
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! (copy)By: Osman
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. (copy)By: Osman
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master . (copy)By: Osman
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! (copy)By: U-Jaan uzmajaaan@yahoo.com
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents. (copy)By: Mishal
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." (copy)By: Guru
wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE (copy)By: U-Jaan uzmajaaan@yahoo.com
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed. (copy)By: Guru
Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u. (copy)By: U-Jaan uzmajaaan@yahoo.com
I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again (copy)By: kash-if kashif_imt6@hotmail.com
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants.. (copy) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
