 Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!  (copy)By: Irfan
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected (copy)By: lallo panjoo
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME? (copy)By: Maha
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you (copy)By: Asad ali
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken! (copy)By: sehrish
I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok! (copy)By: sehrish
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. (copy)By: mehak
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. (copy)By: sehrish
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. (copy)By: Raja Gulraiz rajagulraiz@hotmail.com
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too... (copy)By: Fiza ali fizaali172@hotmail.com
On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key. (copy)By: sehrish
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. (copy) | | | | | | | | | | | | |
