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Short Jokes SMS Messages  The longest sentence known to man: "I do."  (copy)By: Nedi nedi565@yahoo.com
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know? (copy)By: Junaid khan.junaid@gmail.com
Born Free........Taxed to Death (copy)By: mehak
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home (copy)By: MunTaZir
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. (copy)By: Fiza ali fizaali172@hotmail.com
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? (copy)By: Umar leo_umar@hotmail.com
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. (copy)By: Nedi nedi565@yahoo.com
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship. (copy)By: Guru
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. (copy)By: Imran
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. (copy)By: sehrish
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. (copy)By: Asad ali
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade! (copy)By: Ali Hassan stunninglook1@hotmail.com
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. (copy)By: Irfan
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. (copy)By: Ali Hassan stunninglook1@hotmail.com
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